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thelittlestotter:

Every American should watch Jon Stewart. The world would be a better place.

There’s a reason he was voted the Most Trusted Newscaster in America a while back. He’s not even a “real” newscaster, but many consider him as such.

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9 hours ago 52,680 notes

dorkly:

Videogame Valentines: 2013 Edition

For the special Player 2 in your life.

[click to see the rest!]

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10 hours ago 2,685 notes

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

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12 hours ago 178,800 notes

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

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bumazing:

THE FORCE!

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2 days ago 11,286 notes

praischuck:

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

i find him weirdly attractive tbh

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2 days ago 26,261 notes

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antoinetriplett:

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2 days ago 15,462 notes

brianmichaelbendis:

 Massimo Carnevale on Tumblr

2 days ago 819 notes

kilofuckface:

It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare

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3 days ago 1,407 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

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